any time i can fly in dreams, no one in the dream is ever impressed by it. over here defying gravity and aviation and you can’t spare an “oh, that’s nice.” it’s jealousy, plain and simple
remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?
love oz from buffy. weird guy but he’s subtle about it. his hair changes color dramatically and often and it was only addressed once. buffy read his internal monologue and he was thinking “i am my thoughts but now buffy is my thoughts so buffy is me and i am nothing. buffy is all of us.” bought his witch girlfriend a witch pez. is a werewolf. says he’s so calm because of “long arduous hours of practice”.
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
